On a side note.
I don't really do anything illegal. At least nothing that comes to mind.
And yet.
Security guards make me so nervous! Forget cops... they cause me to have full on panic attacks.
But seeing a security guard just makes me jumpy. I think things like, "Don't walk too fast, it looks suspicious" or, "Keep your head up, not doing so makes you look guilty."
Now I just need to know for what it is I have a guilty conscience.
I wonder if I vandalize people's cars while sleepwalking or something...
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